What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:00
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Dicta numquam repudiandae corrupti labore ea facere.
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
What are some best sources of great porn?
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Still no good.